Friday, May 29, 2015

#NGIBA and #INDIEFAB finalist Destruction--99 cents today only


"All I can say is if you are a fantasy lover, then this is the kind of book you have been waiting for." - Sugar and Snark Reviews.

Destruction has been named a fantasy finalist for the Foreword Reviews Book of the Year Awards and the Next Generation Indie Book Awards. Today, you can see what all the fuss is about for only 99 cents!




David Vandergraff wants to be a good man. He goes to church every Sunday, keeps his lawn trim and green, and loves his wife and kids more than anything.

Unfortunately, being a dark wizard isn't a choice.

Eleven years ago, David's secret second family went missing. When his two lost children are finally found, he learns they suffered years of unthinkable abuse. Ready to make things right, David brings the kids home even though it could mean losing the wife he can't imagine living without.

Keeping his life together becomes harder when the new children claim to be dark wizards. David believes they use this fantasy to cope with their trauma. Until, David's wife admits a secret of her own--she is a dark wizard too, as is David, and all of their children.

Now, David must parent two hurting children from a dark world he doesn't understand and keep his family from falling apart. All while dealing with the realization that everyone he loves, including himself, may be evil.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

#NewRelease The Black Oracle by @MCristianoWrite

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Humans, you are not alone.

"Joachim is a hunter in the jungle of a post-apocalyptic Earth. Though generations have passed since the Great Death, something has evolved in the trees beyond the giant glowing mushrooms, mutants that want to see human entrails spread along the jungle floor. And now they've taken Joachim’s wife.

To get her back, Joachim will have to give the leader of these demons something in return: immortality. A creature knows when he is going to die, after all. Plunged into a world of magic and darkness, Joachim must find the only woman who knows where the ingredients are. She is a prophetess known as the Black Oracle living in the realm of Zalm, but she’s a little preoccupied at the moment. She leads a rebellion against the ruthless High Council, and when Joachim seeks her out, he too finds himself consumed by her struggle.

In a story of betrayal, prophecy, and bloodshed, Joachim has ten days to retrieve the ingredients and return to Earth all while evading the High Council’s army, one that wants the Black Oracle and her associates killed — Joachim included."

“The Black Oracle” is a New Adult post-apocalyptic fantasy novel, and it is available now. You can pick up an eBook copy on Amazon here or a paperback copy here. Check out the excerpt below and join the adventure today.

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“Darcie had been sitting in the doorway when he returned to the village not yet two evenings ago. The day had been hot, and Joachim was sweaty and dirty and tired. He lowered his rucksack, and she closed the book she had been reading, one from Baruch’s Old Earth library, like all the others.
“Welcome home.”
He’d spent the last six weeks in the arms of the jungle, the cold, dark, unforgiving wilderness that never truly felt right even on the most beautiful of days. Joachim had hunted in those trees all his life, but nothing compared to Darcie. In her eyes, he was home.
“How did the great hunters fare?” she teased. “Did you take down three alligators this time? How about an elephant? Will we have enough elephant meat to last us until next summer?”
“Not quite,” Joachim replied.
She stood with her hands on her waist. From the back, someone would think that she was upset if not for the expression on her face. She watched him from under her brow, her chin turned slightly downward. She smiled.
“I missed you,” he whispered as he snuck his hands onto her hips.
“No, you didn’t.” She smirked. “You and Ben and Trent are like children out there—like young boys. And the jungle is your little paradise.”
“What if I told you that you are my paradise?” He kissed her neck.
She snorted. “Oh, please. Think you can just walk in here and woo me with some flattery?”
“I know I can.”
Darcie’s arms snaked around him. Her lips were as intoxicating as barley sweetened in the sun, and soon, he lifted her off of her feet and pressed her against the wall.
“Joachim!” she exclaimed. “The neighbors.”
“There’s no one watching.”
She laughed and hit him lightly on the chest.
“How was everything while I was gone?” Joachim asked.
“Fine,” Darcie said. “Boring.”
They went inside the dwelling. There was simmering jackalope stew on the stove.
“Ophelia’s ceiling had a leak last week,” Darcie continued. “A big rainstorm pushed through here, and it ripped some of the roof off. Did you get a storm out there in the jungle too?”
“Yes,” Joachim said. “I’m not even sure my rucksack is dried all the way through yet.”
He dipped his finger into the stew. It tasted salty.
“And how are you?” he asked.
Darcie played with a lock of her dark hair and bit her bottom lip. She reminded him of the day they married. There had been no parent left to walk Darcie down the aisle, so she walked herself. The whole time she eyed him: shy yet eager. Almost childlike.
“I’m pregnant,” she said.
He almost dropped his hand back into the stew. A little boy, she had just called him, alluding to his exhilaration whenever he entered the jungle. And Darcie was right: he often became so energized that he did feel like a little boy—and he felt like one again now. He felt like laughing, like scooping Darcie up and twirling her around. He could feel life bursting through his chest: ravenous innocence and maddening excitement. They’d been yearning for a child for so long.
“You are?”
“I found out into the second week of the hunt.” She touched his face. “I skipped my cycle, and I told Jolyne. She ran a test and told me I was expecting.”
Joachim cried. The hunter was supposed to be brave, but being brave sometimes meant having courage to show his emotions. He wept for her, smiling and laughing through the tears, and she cried too.
She spent the night tight to his chest and coiled in his arms like a huntress in camouflaging paints, like a butterfly in a cocoon.
Like she was protected by a shield.
Joachim wished she were there for him to protect now. She hadn’t mentioned the creatures that evening, and he doubted she even knew that they had come while he was away. But now she was gone, and so he had to be too. If he waited too long, the creatures would keep her away from him forever.
If she wasn’t already.”
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Headshot.The.Black.Oracle Michael Cristiano is a Canadian writer. His relentless obsession with writing began long before he could spell the words 'relentless obsession'. Growing up in endless suburban sprawl, he spent most of his childhood pretending to be Harry Potter and attempting to get published by the age of thirteen. When he isn’t writing or reading, he can be found planning his next backpacking trip around the world. He is a recent graduate from the University of Toronto with studies in Foreign Language and Linguistics. Previously, he attended a Regional Arts high school where he majored in drama. He is fond of all things dramatic. Michael currently resides in the Greater Toronto Area, and he is using his years as a twenty-something to establish what he hopes will be a long career in writing. He works in editing and acquisitions for Curiosity Quills Press, and his freelance work has appeared on websites such as Nexopia, FluentU, and BlushPost. The Black Oracle, his debut novel, is out now. Like him on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Where to eat and drink for the #AustinAuthorAffair



Welcome to my hometown! I take my food and drink very seriously, and I know a lot of authors and readers are planning to enjoy restaurants around the hotel, so I want to make sure you go to the right places. Here are my recommendations for yummy LOCAL places in the area:


Z'Tejas Arboretum
9400 Arboretum Blvd
Austin, TX 78759


"Taking flavors from Spanish and Mexican cuisines and combining them with inspirations from Arizona, Louisiana, California, New Mexico and Texas, Z’Tejas created a rich blend of flavors that we’ve come to celebrate as Southwestern cuisine."


Manuel's Arboretum Mexican Restaurant

10201 Jollyville Rd
Austin, TX 78759



"From the farm to the sea, we prepare Mexican food infused with unique, savory flavors, and steeped in tradition. Our award-winning mole and famous margaritas transport you to a place of timeless satisfaction."

Texadelphia

Great Hills Market
9828 Great Hills Trail
Austin, TX 78759












"Our menu features Original Texas Cheesesteaks, scratch made Queso, Guacamole and Salsa as well as Signature Sauces that are made in-house every day. Other offerings include Burgers, Salads and Deli Sandwiches."

Iron Cactus Mexican Grill & Margarita Bar

10001 Stonelake Blvd
Austin, TX 78759













"Our combination of unique flavors and proven cooking methods are combined to create cuisine with the spirit and flavor of old Mexico. Featuring over 100 tequilas, the Iron Cactus has been named a top ten tequila bar by such national publications as Chili Pepper Magazine and Spirits and Cocktails."


NXNW Restaurant & Brewery - Stonelake

10010 N Capital of Texas Hwy
Austin, TX 78759











"Craft brewed beer and fabulous food come together in a fun and interesting atmosphere. North by Northwest is home to some of the finest brews in the Southwest. We are proud to offer a varied selection of annual as well as seasonal and specialty brews."


Amy's Ice Creams

The Arboretum at Great Hills
10000 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78759









"Home of the world famous Mexican Vanilla Ice Cream. Established in 1984, Amy's handcrafts artisan super premium ice creams, dairy-free fruit ices and frozen yogurt!"


Baby Acapulco Restaurant

Embassy Suites Austin - Arboretum
9505 Stonelake Blvd
Austin, TX 78759












"Over the last three decades, Baby A’s has put its fingerprint on signature Tex-Mex dishes and was hailed as the originator of “Fruity Ritas” and our “Purple Rita” in town and around the world."

Friday, May 15, 2015

The Best BAD Query Contest #bestbadquery #bestbadpitch


There are so many contests out there that celebrate the good, but what about the bad and just uuuuuuuugly? Well, that's us! After the stress of #pitchslam, #pitchmad, and #nestpitch, the #bestbadquery contest is all about having fun and celebrating terrible-ness.



Here is how to play:

1) Sign up on the linky below
2) On 6/1/15, Post your TERRIBLE query and 35 word pitch on your blog (or however many words you feel like...no need to follow guidelines here). If you wish, also tweet your pitch with the #bestbadpitch tag.
3) Read the other entries and come back here to vote for the worst!

The winner will get a $25 Amazon gift card and the honor of sucking it up the most in 2015! 

This contest is all about FUN! It's not about being mean to anyone, including yourself! So that means no real queries or pitches and no basing your query or pitch on a real book or author. You must write a query and pitch from scratch using all your backwards creative juices to make it a real stinker.




Wednesday, May 13, 2015

#CoverReveal UNDERCOVER EMPATH by @RaShelleWorkman

International bestselling author RaShelle Workman has a new book coming out from Curiosity Quills Press!

Nineteen-year-old detective Rose Hansen has a secret. She can read a person’s intentions by touching their hands and that’s the least strange thing about her. 

Only one person knows, her partner Jack.

At least that’s what she believes until a handsome, shirtless stranger appears on her doorstep in small town Blush Valley, California. He leaves her an envelope, but not before articulating his disappointment in her for ignoring her powers. The contents send Rose on a path toward the supernatural, solving her parents’ murders, and possibly even saving the world.

Aside from that, Rose and her partner have two important cases they’re working. The first involves a missing child. The other is the death of a stripper. Once it is ruled a serial killing, a very hot FBI agent from L.A. shows up and is given lead. To make matters worse, he asks her to go undercover. As a stripper. And that is just the beginning of her troubles...
And now for the cover!


About RaShelle Workman: RaShelle Workman is a bestselling author, wannabe chef, and dog lover. She's publishing a brand new series entitled UNDERCOVER EMPATH with her amazing publisher, Curiosity Quills. She's also been self-publishing since 2011 and has no interest in stopping. Her motto is: LOVE HURTS. LOVE HEALS. So LOVE HARD! And it shows in the different genres she writes. Her most popular series to date is BLOOD AND SNOW, a reimagining of Snow White with a vampire twist. There are several series within the Blood and Snow world, all inspired by different fairy tales, including THE CINDY CHRONICLES, THE BEASTLY SERIES, and THE EVER AFTER SERIES as well as several short stories. In 2016 she's releasing a new adult series from the world entitled THE DARK MOTH SOCIETY. The series has sold more than a million copies worldwide since release of the first book in 2012. RaShelle is also the author of The Immortal Essence series (ya sci-fi romance), Sleeping Roses (contemporary romantic suspense), and Across the Ages (ya time travel romance). Her books: Sleeping Roses, Exiled, Beguiled, and Dovetailed have foreign rights contracts with a Turkish publisher. Currently, RaShelle lives in Utah with her husband, three children, and their three dogs. Visit her website to join RaShelle's EXCLUSIVE mailing list and be entered to win a signed paperback copy of Blood and Snow volumes 1- 4 (Special Edition). And be sure to like her Facebook page for all the latest news. 

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RaShelle is giving away $25 Paypal cash during the cover reveal! Be sure to help spread the word to win! a Rafflecopter giveaway

Sunday, May 10, 2015

#NestPitch #TeamUnbreakable

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Welcome to the big day! Today, agents will be making requests on #NestPitch submissions, and I hope they grab some of the kick butt submissions on #TeamUnbreakable!

Here is the team:

SB#1 The Curse of Jenny Greenteeth - YA Thriller
SB#5 It Happened on Thunder Road - YA Romance

Only agents will be able to comment on the entries.

The agent round will begin 8.30 am EST (USA) and go on for 24 hours.

The requests will be made according to the following list:

Choc. egg basket w/ ribbon = Full
Choc. egg basket = Query + 150 pages + 1 page Synopsis
3 Boxes Caramel eggs = Query + 100 pages
2 Boxes Caramel eggs = Query + 75 pages + 1 page Synopsis
1 Box Caramel eggs = Query + 50 pages
1 doz. nougat filled Choc. eggs = Query + 25 pages + 1 page Synopsis
½ doz. nougat filled Choc. eggs = Query + 20 pages
1x nougat filled Choc. egg = Query + 15 pages + 1 page Synopsis
1 doz. hollow Choc eggs = Query + 10 pages
½ doz. hollow Choc eggs = Query + 5 pages + 1 page Synopsis
1x hollow Choc egg = Query + 5 pages

Be SURE to look at the main Nest Pitch blog which has all the information you'll ever need about what's happening.

Here are the other teams:

SB#5 It Happened on Thunder Road - YA Romance

SB#5

It Happened on Thunder Road

YA romance with magical realistic elements

95,000 words


PITCH:
Moving to Nowheresville sucks...until 17 yo Emmy falls for two brothers. But when one is killed, possessing the other, life gets freaky. Now Emmy must exorcise the reckless spirit or risk losing them both.


QUESTION: What type of Easter Egg would your MC be?

ANSWER: It’s a secret, but I’ll give you a hint: candy, chocolate, malt.


FIRST 300:
Sunshine stood in the crowd just beyond the airport terminal. Even after four years I couldn’t miss her. No one could miss my mother. She was wearing her skirt of many colors as I called it—a skirt she made years ago out of old bandanas. It sagged toward the floor like a tattered battle flag, which had clearly seen better days, the longer pieces grazing the tops of her ankles. And, if the skirt wasn’t weird enough, she had flowers in her hair. Literally.
Her eyes widened, and she threw her hands in the air, waving frantically. “Over here.”
Everyone turned to look at her.
I ducked my head and took my time getting to her because my legs were shaking.  If Dad cared about me even a smidgen, he’d have insisted I fly in a Boeing 747 rather than a rickety old puddle-jumper. But no, all he thought about was getting to his new engineering job in Iraq. I was just another part of the preparations.
Sunshine didn’t wait, but ran to me with open arms. “Emerald, look how much you’ve grown.”
No one had called me Emerald since middle school. I changed my name to Emmy when Sunshine left. It sounded more normal. I patted her back once and dropped my arm.
“What kind of hug is that?” she asked, squeezing me tighter.
“Stop it, Sun…Mom. You’re cutting off my air supply.” Was she deluded enough to think after deserting me things would be the same?
“I’m sorry. I’ve missed you so much. How have you been, baby? How was your flight?"
I focused on a kid and woman racing to the gate to greet a man with a briefcase. A real family. The kind I wanted to have.