Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Sobering ten shots to get you drunk again

Every once in a while I come across blog posts with "sobering statistics" or the "cold hard truth" about publishing or getting an agent. The bottom line is always this...getting published is really, really, really hard. Whenever I read posts like this, I wonder, why do you feel the need to "sober" me? All serious writers know that getting published is hard, and if they don't know yet, they'll know soon enough.  
I would like to share some sobering statistics I recently found, and then share my ten shots to keep you going anyway.

I got an email from that said this, "First off, I would like to thank everyone for a great year. In 2011, QT added 12,036 new members and displayed over 6,300,000 pages. Members are now tracking nearly 250,000 queries, and logged 273 offers of representation. Thank you all for making QT a success, and I hope to add your success story to our list in 2012."

Congratulations QueryTracker! But guess what, I didn't hear anything you just said. All I caught was that 250,000 queries only led to 273 offers of representation.  That means that a query's chance of success is just a little better than 1 in a 1000.

If you have the luxury of being a QueryTracker Premium member (and you should be), you can see the spreadsheet of responses for each agent for each query they get.  When you see this, you know that it's rough out there.  Agents simply don't make many requests.

Feel free to pout for a little while, but then it's time to build yourself back up.  You didn't start writing because you thought it was a get-rich-quick scheme.  It's tough and you know it.  Here are my ideas for how to learn from these statistics and stay motivated.  Hopefully by the end you'll be nice and tipsy again.

1)  Query widely

Despite hours spent pouring over agent blogs and interviews, I have learned one thing.  I still can't predict which agents will like my query.  The ones I think will love it don't, and the ones I almost didn't query do.  I'm not saying that you shouldn't do your agent research, just don't assume you can predict their responses.  Query in batches so you can fix problems you discover in the querying process before you hit the whole agent list, but if you feel like your query and story are at their best, don't be afraid to cast a wide net.

2)  Write more than one project

There are two types of giving up.  One - you can give up on a project that isn't working.  Two - you can give up on writing.  Number one isn't really giving up, it's moving on.  If you keep writing new projects, and presumably improving each one, you are drastically improving your odds of eventually getting published.

3)  Don't just query

In the time I've been a serious writer, I've actually gotten more requests resulting from contest wins than queries.  Yes, it's easier to win a contest than get picked out of the slush.  This may be because contests have limited entries and the agent almost always picks a few winners and runners-up, so your odds are better.  But whatever reason it's happening, just do it.  Enter blog contests.  They're free.  They're awesome.  Nothing to lose.  Of course, conferences are also well known for being a good way to stand out....but they're far from free.

4)  Send only your best

This is a no-brainer, but the statistic above drives this home for me even more.  You have to have a great query, premise, writing, everything.  If you're missing any part, you're not likely to get representation.  Keep on re-writing until you can't think of anyway to make it better (within reason...I'm not sure I'll ever reach this point with anything).  Research pet peeves and what makes a "tough sell" then don't do it...even if you think it's a stupid rule.  Debut writers can't get away with much.  When you're rich and famous, then you can break all the rules.  :)

5)  Query new agents

Another cool thing about Premium membership is that you can see how an agent changes their responses throughout their career. What they say is true, new agents really do make more requests, a lot more.

6) It's not a numbers game

I know I contradict myself a little bit here.  Yes, you should write more than one project and query widely to increase your odds, but queries aren't like tickets in a least not tickets with equal value.  You can send out a bad query to a hundred agents and get no response or you can send an amazing query to ten agents and get ten responses (in theory anyway, I'd be surprised if any writer bats 1000).  So try not to worry too much about the odds and spend your time finding ways to stand out from the crowd.

7) A rejection doesn't equal "you suck"

This may be an insanely positive way of looking at it, but since so few queries get a response, you can't assume that your book is bad just because it's not getting any requests.  It's just hasn't blown anybody out of the water.  Imagine if you were an agent, would you want to champion a book that was "okay" or even "good"?  No, you'd want it to keep you up at night with it's awesomeness.  So, you may not be a bad writer, you might even be really good, just not awesome yet.  The moral of this story is that rejections don't mean you should give up, it means you should get better and try again.

8) Be inspired by the impossible

Maybe this is just me...but sometimes thinking about fighting against impossible odds makes me feel great.  It makes me feel like I'm doing something worthwhile, something heroic.  I'm proud that I'll never regret not having tried.  This year, I couldn't think of any good New Year's Resolutions because I already give my dream my 110%.

9) Rise above the fray

This is probably the most difficult of all the "shots" because it requires lots of hard work with little reward, but the truth is, if you keep working hard you will keep getting better.  Increase your odds by simply being a maniac about your goals.  Stand above the others who give up after they fail.  Instead of thinking about the odds of a single project, I will think about my overall goal of getting a novel published.  I've only been a serious writer for about two and a half years (and I had a baby in that time, so I give myself a handicap), and I've come a long way.  I think about how far I'll go if I keep trying for three more years, or five, or ten, or the rest of my life (although please God, let it happen faster than that).  When I consider that I won't ever give up, the idea of never getting published at all seems almost...dare I say...unlikely.

10)  Don't be rational, be a writer

Writing isn't rational.  Period.  It's hard to get published, and even if you do, odds are you won't become J.K Rowling (or even be able to quit your day job).  Despite your day dreams, you know this.  No one writes a novel because it's rational.  So don't worry if it's not.  Be irrational.  Be a writer.

I hope you're feeling nice and toasty again.  If you want more inspiration, check out my past inspirational posts:

What helps you stay motivated despite bad odds?


  1. I'm drunker than a skunk now Sharon! Thanks for the uplifting advice. I think just the fact that we are trying and pushing and pulling and not just writing something and sending it out there, puts us above at least a few of those queries out there:) Good luck! And I can't wait to do your betaing!

    1. Hey Deana, I love your new picture, very pretty. I got a good laugh out of the last line. I didn't understand that last word at first and in my head I pronounced it "be-taing." I was want to do what? :D

  2. Thank you SO MUCH for this! Just got a rejection today and, of course it brought me down a little. But we have to keep plowing forward.

    And I definitely agree with contests. Those are awesome!

    1. Hang in there...did you enter YAtopia's pitch contest today? Eight editors are picking up requests and right now there are only 30 entries!

  3. Great advice! Contests are a win-win for sure . . . also writing conferences if you can afford them. I'm attending one in Naples next month & am pitching to at least one agent, so I'm looking forward to that. Well, kinda? B/c I get really nervous & break out into red blotches all over my skin & look like a total freak, but outside of that it's wonderful, lol. BTW, I wanted to let you know that I passed the Kreativ Blogger Award to you on my blog today incase you missed it:):) You don't have a Twitter account?

    1. Hi Jamie,

      Thank you so much for the award!!! It means a lot to me.

      Good luck at that conference, I am not an extrovert and live pitches scare the bejeezes out of me. There's one coming to Austin this summer, so I better get an agent by then or I might have to attend a conference and talk to people. :)

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